1991 REALLY BAD (ANNOTATED) LIMERICK FOR PETER EKLUND'S DOCTORAL DEFENSE, LINKOEPING Once Dave'd defined in system ( ( Dave Touretzky defined inheritance ( nets in his 1986 CMU dissertation. said Erik, "some truths: you've missed 'em; ( Erik Sandewall felt that there should ( be off-path preemption, which would yield ( more conclusions. look, Dave, the royal paths," ( Sandewall's example was of royal ( elephants, a subclass of elephants ( that are typically white. "Look, Erik, my marines' 'ath's," ( Touretzky's response was to re-label the ( net with an example having to do with ( marine chaplains. said Dave, "I propose that you kiss them." + + + Now wait, H.T. - H allowed, ( Touretzky, J. Horty, and R. H. Thomason ( then embarked on a series of studies of ( various inheritance systems, publishing ( under too many permutations of their names. 72 times we three have rowed ( Horty quipped in frustration at the ( St. Louis workshop that there were ( perhaps 72 systems worth looking at, ( the number being arbitrary, but in any ( case, too many for anyone to be happy. over ambiguity-blocking ( one major issue was whether ambiguity ( should block or propagate in a net. and Nixon's dove-hawking; ( Matt Ginsberg complained about the lack ( of expressiveness in the net which made ( reasoning about disjunctive conclusions ( difficult. His example involved Nixon's ( "politically motivated" disposition, ( whether he was reasoned to be a dove because ( he was a Quaker, or a hawk, because he ( was Republican. imagine what clash in a crowd! ( The famous phrase of T, H, & T, was that ( there was a "clash of intuitions." (+ + + Next Stein doubled diamond again ( Lynn Stein's thesis considered the ( problem of "zombie" conclusions, where ( there was disjunctive meta-reasoning. It ( occurred in nets where there were ( double-diamonds in the topology. and Schlechta found Makinson: ( An AI Journal paper by K. Schlechta and ( D. Makinson also reported on Stein's ( puzzle, and at the time was the most ( exciting development in knowledge ( representation. the zombie conclusions ( Their paper was about "zombie paths". saw quick disillusion of the claims that the skeptics forfend. ( Horty called ambiguity-propagating ( reasoners skeptical, and Stein called her ( work a discovery of the impossibility of ( skeptical reasoners. ( + + + "Not good," our man Eklund decided And in Peter had Peter confided: ( Peter Eklund had consulted Peter ( Gaerdenfors for the main ideas of his ( thesis. "The belief sets they want could be found by savant"; ( Eklund's approach was to resolve all ( ambiguity by querying the user during the ( knowledge representation phase. Dialogue had with update collided. ( Belief update, or belief revision, was ( what Gaerdenfors, Makinson, and C. ( Alchourron had made famous. (+ + + "Mode A, mode B, and mode C; ( Eklund's program could be run in any of ( three modes. No a priori assessment of domain ambiguity." It sounds like a thesis . . . ; with Loui, Aeachus, ( Aeachus, a judge from Hades, son of Zeus, ( father of Achilles, is a good model of the ( doctoral opponent in the Swedish system. Surely it'll be an early G & T. ( Eklund, being from Australia, would not ( miss this reference. It was his aim to ( do the appropriate dereferencing to ( celebrate! )