1995 CARS I'VE COME TO KNOW (OOO) (i've owned it) ** (i've driven it more than 300mi) 1955 chevy bel air for: big carbs moving big chrome against: this is the svelte shape of a sports coupe? sum-up: big flashback for big fellas 1965 lincoln continental for: eternal proportions against: takes 10 liters to move 2.5 tons sum-up: american giant 1966 mgb for: brit droptop authenticity against: not as special as the hippies remember sum-up: distant relative of austin-healy 1970 pontiac grand prix for: the boating experience against: what does it have to do with le grand prix? sum-up: hey dinosaur, the comets are coming! 1971 triumph spitfire for: looks even better than the ww2 fighter against: driving anywhere sum-up: elvira madigan died from similar causes 1971 porsche 914 for: benchmark for entertaining handling against: aftermarket spyder to die for sum-up: underpowered but super car 1973 mercedes 280se 4.5 (OOO) (stl) for: better steel than some skyscrapers against: too much to love sum-up: 25 yrs later, still a great s. 1974 mazda rx3 for: a crx from the old school against: nothing but the metal that makes it go sum-up: fine example of a great japanese econo-era 1975 mercedes 450sl for: makes you feel special against: some who get to feel special aren't sum-up: has acquired a good patina 1976 mercedes 250c for: truly sporting old merc against: as plain as they were supposed to be sum-up: one to look for 1976 olds cutlass salon v6** (honolulu) for: uprightness against: wandering steering sum-up: gm gene-pool 1976 volvo 240 for: goes and goes against: volvo drivers aren't as safe as volvos sum-up: even the rusty ones feel solid as a brick 1976 honda civic cvcc** (st. louis) for: entertaining little 13" wheels against: actually a motorbike shaped like a cube sum-up: japanese morris mini 1977 fiat x1/9 for: bold bertone concept against: such cheap plastics sum-up: no 850, but maybe that's good 1977-1/2 porsche 924(OOO) (sf/la/sd/denver/stl/minn/cinc/dc) for: a sports car to use forever against: nobody else knows how good it is sum-up: loyal favorite horsie 1977 cadillac seville for: the right size for a personal luxury sedan against: still not an allante sum-up: best caddy in its decade 1977 chevy citation for: road feel against: especially when it breaks down sum-up: can't choose your relatives 1978 porsche 911sc for: exuberant prestige against: the good ones are getting tired sum-up: fabulous prom night 1978 porsche 928 for: knowledge you can go like a 1st class train against: how much fun can that be? sum-up: somewhat confused message 1979 vw scirocco for: zip and zeal against: uncouth as youth sum-up: why the gti would be so good 1980 datsum 280z for: not as fat as it's remembered against: not as good as the owners say sum-up: lexus sc ancestor 1980 mazda rx7 for: pure spirit against: feels lightweight sum-up: just don't compare with porsche 1980 bmw 320i for: running against: yupping sum-up: still a 29-year-old's lusting 1980 ferrari 308gt for: exciting presence against: too much attention sum-up: impractical to look so good 1981 toyota tercel for: arguably the ultimate econobox against: not a car for the 80's sum-up: probably a good car for the 90's 1982 jaguar xj6 s3 vdp(OOO) (stl/minn) for: the most special ever against: it's haunted sum-up: even pinin farina and porsche fell in love 1983 mercedes 300turbodiesel for: beautiful lines inside and out against: life off-boost sum-up: the platypus of automotive engines 1984 ford thunderbird for: some thunder, more bird against: ford styling kitsch sum-up: transportation 1985-1/2 porsche 944(OOO) (stl/minn/dc/pitt/denver) for: balance, ability, and exhaust note against: things happen fast sum-up: 80's symbol of fortunate youth 1985 alfa spider** (california 1) for: asking yvettie to take the day off and drive the coast against: makes you do nutty things sum-up: lovable darling 1985 pontiac fiero for: low center of gravity against: no match for monsters sum-up: rare american toy 1985 subaru gl for: unique practicality against: only the rx version was good looking sum-up: practically unique 1985 peugeot 505 for: quirkier than a saab, and more sedate against: a machine designed and made by the french sum-up: call it a good experiment 1985 bmw 535i for: awesome power door locks against: straight 6 a joy in the 3, not in the 5 or 7 sum-up: last in a class it created 1985 mercedes 190e 2.3 for: most fun, most practical against: sentra-sized mercedes looks queer in traffic sum-up: under-loved 1985 saab 900 for: cares for you against: a non-luxury non-sports sedan? sum-up: cute and real, velveteen rabbit 1985 saab 900 turbo for: all the practicality and none of the yawns against: you thought the unblown torque curve was queer? sum-up: moose meat 1985 mitsubishi cordia** (los angeles/san diego) for: can keep up with a 4-cylinder porsche against: fwd ruins the delight sum-up: for those who deserve better but don't mind 1985 vw gti for: agility against: sports car in a box sum-up: deserves the following 1986 honda civic 4dr for: when you're done, buy mercedes with $ you saved against: even blander in brown sum-up: sense and sensibility 1986 nissan sentra** (rochester) for: an excellent first car against: makes you want a second sum-up: should've been the people's car 1986 toyota supra for: doesn't feel 3600lbs. heavy against: but why should it be so heavy? sum-up: japanese muscle 1986 plymouth horizon** (st. louis) for: stylishly unpretentious against: small and weak, of course sum-up: proof that having nothing is wanting nothing 1987 bmw 325is 2dr. for: taut leather surfaces against: more acura than porsche (sorry, but true) sum-up: still the best idea in sport sedans 1987 volvo 740 gle for: livelier and tighter than most sports sedans against: still a boring shape sum-up: too cool to be square 1987 bmw 325 conv. for: perfect package against: not quite high class sum-up: high watermark for nouveau riche 1987 vw jetta for: attachment to the road against: vw proportions sum-up: enjoyable 200,000 miles 1987 mercedes 260e(OOO) (stl/urbana/indi/clvlnd/rochester) for: almost a 300e against: but not quite sum-up: almost perfect (almost a 300e) 1987 mercedes 300e for: best mercedes sedan concept against: sum-up: classic w/class 1987 honda crx hf for: nifty little egg against: worry about scrambled egg sum-up: picture of commuter future 1987 bmw 735i for: some fabulous interior materials against: not light on its toes sum-up: deserves a better engine 1987 jaguar xj6 a40 for: taste and build against: so far astray from the mk2 sum-up: the last one with design integrity 1987 mazda 323 for: utility against: too utilitarian? sum-up: good sense deserves our respect 1987 toyota celica** (chicago/urbana) for: a really good car against: a really dated design sum-up: got me to the airport in time 1987 lincoln town car** (rochester/buffalo) for: tries to be civilized against: can't tell if you're on or off the highway sum-up: jurassic town 1987 ford taurus** (st. louis) for: air conditioning great during heatwave against: escort-sized brakes sum-up: why did so many buy it? 1987 chevy beretta** (st. louis) for: straight-line acceleration against: some roads have curves sum-up: typical american 1987 toyota cressida for: outranks the camry against: where's the advantage? sum-up: no lexus 1987 honda civic hatchback for: perfect practicality against: overlooked sum-up: civic pride without prestige 1987 acura legend 2.5 4dr for: pride of ownership, japan-style against: won't polka like germans sum-up: coupe makes all the difference 1988 mercedes 300d for: 300 body against: diesel weakling sum-up: even the diesel makes you feel like a million 1988 honda accord for: driver involvement against: fellow owners don't signal sum-up: too good for the masses 1988 chevy caprice for: massive interior against: massive exterior sum-up: the saudi desert limo 1988 chevy cavalier** (rochester) for: no-nonsense rental against: makes you cut your trips short sum-up: more torture than economy 1988 toyota mr2 for: niftiness against: feels like a toy sum-up: an historical achievement 1988 saab 9000 for: rear seats' living room against: plain in so many places sum-up: a luxury 900 that's had to compromise 1988 toyota tercel for: rawness against: barrenness sum-up: simple goodness 1989 eagle talon for: 4wd safety in sweepers against: 4wd boring handling sum-up: 4wd hot hatch of note 1989 toyota mr2 for: grinning against: spinning sum-up: against earlier model, not quite winning 1990 acura integra** (los angeles) for: acura name, civic size against: only the engine is worthy sum-up: hot rod civic 1990 acura legend coupe L(OOO) (stl/urbana) for: 24kt gold accord against: 2+2? more like 1+3 sum-up: accord++ =? bmw-- 1990 nissan 300zx** (bar harbor/boston) for: torque stirs the soul against: torque twitches the shifter sum-up: forget all previous z's 1990 renault 21** (amsterdam/bonn/paris) for: can dice on the autobahn against: stay out of the left lane sum-up: best french car i'll ever get to drive 1991 toyota celica for: updated lines against: updated lines sum-up: a good car should be a classic, not a tart 1991 chrysler lebaron conv** (san francisco/san jose) for: power roof against: boulevardier handling sum-up: more coq than sportif 1992 pontiac grand am** (boston) for: it had room for me to sleep in it against: hopefully not while driving sum-up: a sign of domestic cars getting better 1992 ford mustang v8** (los angeles) for: staying on testarossa tail against: bad boy behavior sum-up: third-gear wheelspin 1992 mazda miata** (las vegas/red rock canyon) for: cute door handles, fast city corners against: not as pretty as everyone thinks sum-up: looks like pennies, and worth all of them 1992 acura legend for: pleasure of perfection against: more soggy than staid sum-up: the honda to take to the symphony 1992 dodge stealth v6 for: looks better than 3000gt against: porculent like the 3000gt sum-up: more tank than toy 1993 chevy camaro rs v8** (san jose/san francisco) for: camaro attitude against: darth vader dashboard sum-up: bad mount for the bred 1993 toyota previa for: funky space against: engine under the driver, like tokyo breadvans sum-up: minivan kitsch 1993 toyota corolla** (pensacola/seaside) for: chassis and refinement against: with leather, it could be lexus sum-up: dr. toyoda scold workers for corolla too good 1992 alfa romeo 164L(OOO) (stl/urbana) for: even faster than it looks against: clutch sticks like a ferrari when hot sum-up: yeah, i bought two of them 1993 alfa romeo 164L(OOO) (stl/urbana) for: gregariously gorgeous, and discreet against: can an executive car be so loved? sum-up: no wonder the latins keep these to themselves 1994 honda civic hatchback for: works so well against: that's no surprise sum-up: high IQ choice 1993 saturn coupe twin-cam for: gets up and goes against: shaped like a mongrel sum-up: must we re-body good japanese cars so badly? 1994 toyota paseo** (st. louis/chicago) for: shape against: size sum-up: the crx successor 1994 volvo 740 gle for: sensible like a german against: uneven like an american sum-up: the best possible swede 1994 jeep cherokee for: image is everything against: age is hard to hide sum-up: still worth the trouble 1994 ford explorer eddie bauer for: big leather seats halfway up to the sky against: big step-up too sum-up: good to park next to the riding mower 1994 buick regal** (rochester) for: column-shift maturity against: uninspired sum-up: but the park avenue looks so much better 1994 pontiac bonneville for: 200hp six for $20k against: such a big thing sum-up: a winner even in american form 1994 dodge intrepid for: pampers like a caddy against: big like a caddy sum-up: reminds me of a caddy 1995 ford windstar for: let the kids drool on the seats against: used ones will have drooly seats sum-up: if you must have a van, why not have a continental, too? 1995 opel corsa** (frankfurt/bonn/paris/genoa) for: lets you thrash it against: doesn't go unless you thrash it sum-up: not best on autobahn/autostrada, but you won't die (maybe) 1995 infiniti j30 for: awesome leather and wood interior against: a loaded fwd maxima in a big altima body? sum-up: almost a japanese jag mk2 1995 chevy camaro convertible v6 for: looks like fun against: isn't quite sum-up: another pig to market 1995 dodge neon for: plenty of go, not a lot of dough against: not much show sum-up: how can you say no? 1995 mitsubishi diamante wagon for: poise on its toes against: 3 liters buried in there somewhere sum-up: the joy of sobriety 1996 saab 900 for: wonderful market niche against: still a swede? sum-up: better than before, but blander 1996 mustang convertible 3.8v6** (st. louis/decatur) for: does what it's supposed to against: made-for-the-masses sum-up: nicest possible package considering the chassis 1996 honda civic coupe for: car completely fills the niche against: you completely fill the interior sum-up: automotive shrink-wrap 1997 chrysler sebring convertible v6** (california 1) for: that feeling of piloting a small craft through the glades against: is the engine growl authentic? sum-up: best midsized american car i've ever driven 1997 nissan altima** (california 1) for: competent in-town against: incompetent on the highway sum-up: the greatest sentra ever 1997 dodge neon** (hartford/boston) for: excellent road manners against: not as cute as the renault twingo sum-up: best american car i've ever driven 1998 mitsubishi mirage** (las vegas/la) for: everything it has works against: it hasn't everything sum-up: but it works 1998 acura integra for: delighted driver against: squished passengers sum-up: one-person bento 1998 infiniti g20 for: little sweetie against: more altima than maxima sum-up: agreeable 1998 infiniti q45 for: built like a brick, stops like a brick against: goes like a brick sum-up: a buick that feels like a brick 1998 infiniti qx4 for: college classmates won't complain against: unless they drive it sum-up: needs more power 1998 chevy blazer** (san diego/angeles crest) for: saves motel costs against: drives like the truck that it is sum-up: proves what kind of people drive sport-utes 1999 porsche boxster 2.5 for: memory of a beautiful show car against: engineered to market sum-up: better than the 3.0 944? 2001 audi tt roadster for: bold ideas against: sum-up: would you really miss your boxster? 2001 ford mustang gt for: cheap thrills against: not so cheap tickets sum-up: first step to the dark side 2001 vw passat for: against: sum-up: