| I decided that I would be the jackass that carries a camera around all night at WILD trying to embarass his friends. So naturally I have to put them up where everyone can see them. Click on the pictures to see the bigguns. (So you can zoom in on those places that are the reason that you will never want your picture taken again) |
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| Kristen^2 |
"Hey, what does that thing do?" |
| Kristen and Penny decide to show off Kristen's clothes because Penny, being the bright girl that she is, locked herself out of her room. But she still refuses to wear anyone else's underwear. |
Oh, the alcohol is starting to hit when little things amuse you, and you can't identify simple objects like a camera. And this is still the beginning of the night... |
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| "This'll be a good idea" |
"I'm from dumbass!" |
| Matt decided that shots weren't enough to sasiate his neverending thirst for the devine toxin, so he enlisted some help to get the job done. |
Jane, the down-home country girl from Dumas, AK is so proud of her hometown, that she put her name up on the map. |
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| The Ladies' Man |
"Who are you?" |
| Move over, Leon Phelps. Everyone knows Brodie's the one you want to party with. (Yeah, I'm full of myself, but look!) |
Everyone wants a piece of the action, as these women decide to walk idly by as I take their picture. |
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| What a jerk |
A walk on the wild side |
| All I wanted was a nice picture of the women, as Matt takes his 3rd piss in half an hour, but some guy had to poke out his head and ruin the whole artistic balance of the shot. Jeez. |
Penny, who'd've thunk? (Yes, that's a double contraction, so shoot me) What are you dancing to anyway? there's no music yet. |
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| OK, OK, I see you! |
Finally there |
| She might be saying something, but I can't quite understand through all the drunken slurring, so I just take a picture to shut her up. |
Look how happy they are that we finally made the walk across campus. It may look like they are posing together, but chances are that Kristen is holding Penny up. |
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| My mind must be wandering |
| Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than to be selfish and worry about my liver." |
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| "Let's take a picture together" |
"No wait, I'm taller!" |
| Kristen and Jane can accomplish anything when they stand side by side... |
Or they can still accomplish a lot if one of them crouches, and the other stands on her tip-toes. I won't say which is which though. |
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| "So how many are there?" |
Cranking the rumor mill |
| Jane tries to impress me with her higher level math abilities, or her awesome power to resist alcohol by proving that she indeed has ten fingers. |
Little did she know at the time, but Jane here would be accused by her roomate of "doing quite well with 2 guys." Ah, Matt and I can always start trouble. |
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| The Brothers Three |
The Sisters Three |
| After half an hour of hopping around like a coked up jackrabbit, and screaming into all of the portajohns, Matt and I finally find Nick. And just in time. |
They try to outdo us, but the only thing they beat us in is getting the camera centered. |
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| Ooh, that's pretty |
One more, please |
| Simple minds are always amused by shiny things. |
Penny is still out to party, even though she can't stand anymore. |
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| "What are you doing?" |
Great Mysteries |
| Becca looks at me like I'm a dumbass for trying to include her in all of the picture taking goodness. That's the thanks I get. |
No one has yet been able to answer the age old question: Why do I always seem to go cross-eyed at somepoint during the night? |
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| Congrats to the victor |
WTF? |
| Sure, Becca is all smiles right now because she "beat" me in the egg cookoff. A) I'm too drunk to make eggs, 2) Anyone can win if they use cheese, and D) ...now I've lost my train of thought and am thinking about eggs again. |
Never let a drunk girl take your picture. They'll do something stupid like turn it at a 45 degree angle, or something else that makes no sense. |
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| Mmmm... Pizza... |
Shhh. The movie's about to start |
| Paden is alway willing to eat the food, as long as someone else is willing to get it for him. |
We all decide to settle down and watch Shrek, the greatest movie about a big green ogre and a talking donkey of all time. |
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| Group Scenery |
Shy Girl |
| Penny is falling out of her chair, without the help of Jane to hold her back by her head. Nick is talking to his brother who will never let him live down the fact that he called him at 9:30 and passed out on the phone. |
"Kristen come ba.." was all that I could get out while chasing her with my camera, and tripping over various things. |
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| A Match Made in Heaven |
I'm really hungry |
| Five minutes before this, Nick asked Penny to go to the zoo. Don't they just have so much in common? |
Two women may be hugging in front of me, but all I can think about is those chili pepper lights, and how some chili peppers would really hit the spot right now. |
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